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50 ways to leave your Vista!!!

This is a Paul Simon tune parody "50 ways to leave your Vista" (by yours truly) normally called "50 ways to leave your Lover"

The tune can be heard below

50 ways to leave your Vista

The problem is all inside your Drive
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista

She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista
Fifty ways to leave your Vista….

CHORUS:

You just format the drive , Clive
Get a New Mac , Jack
Y’don’t need that crap toy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Boot from a *nix, Jix
You don’t need to discuss much
Just erase your C, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please eXPlain
About the fifty ways

She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista
Fifty ways to leave your Vista

CHORUS

Original lyrics
http://www.wbr.com/paulsimon/lyrics/50ways_to_leave.html

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