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12:44上午：開始的等待的Ballmer投擲椅子… 這些看起來重…
約翰尼現金模仿做回擊遊覽。

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1:04 pm ： Vince Mira (15歲)開始階段。

1:05 pm ： 09宣佈和預定的混合`。我得到賄賂一些微軟人為票，當您讀此…

1:06 pm ：人和史蒂夫在階段，走跑道。照相機發狂。在哪裡是巴黎Hilton ？

1:07 pm ：注意搗毀的日工在人的鞋子底部？

1:09 pm ： Ballmer ：雅虎。我們給予了一個條件! 它那裡嬰孩!

1:10 pm ：椅子笑話出來，記錄時間。

1:11 pm ： Ballmer說詞Google。世界震動了。

1:12 pm ：人停止Ballmer的胡說PR答復。

Ballmer提及了Google的非企業存在。我們計數多少次他說詞Google。

人問Ballmer為什麼Google沒有為反壟斷被起訴。 Ballmer散發可怕狗聽起來…
…和我們繼續入蘋果計算機公司。

1:14 pm ：人跑Motorola Q連續窗口機動性6。

人提出與Facebook的合作在廣告的市場上(明顯地在工作從去年， Ballmer否認介入)。仅幾百十億從Ballmer的 ~~Lexus~~ 福特的煙灰缸…

1:16 pm ：人：您是一個富有的壞蛋。

1:17 pm ：人：您跑這樣一個巨大的組織-您早晨做什麼？
Ballmer ：我是以顧客，從0730am到0800pm一天，管理「醫生的辦公室」下和最後認為或者寫或者研究偏僻在屋子裡。

1:19 pm ：人：您得到多少電子郵件？
Ballmer ： 60-70 「編結」電子郵件每天。或者沒有助理。

1:20 pm ：人：沒有輔助真正或否則？
Ballmer ： [踢踏舞]是。我親自也是答復他們。

1:22 pm ：人：在哪裡比爾・格茨？
Ballmer ：比爾轉折到兼職裡，什麼那手段，在不少很好該當的時刻以後。用某些未受賞識的方式演變的公司(即。缺乏創新)。我們需要moar 「共同作用」。

1:24 pm ： Ballmer ：我們聘用最佳和最明亮-改造世界的那个。這從10+未改變幾年前…

1:25 pm ：人：在旁邊在旁邊。孩子(12和14)。光暈比賽。結果被煩死的妻子。

1:27 pm ：人： I don’t think kids know Microsoft makes cool stuff — Xbox, Halo, etc. (ed - If kids only knew Microsoft was responsible for the RROD).

1:29pm: Guy: Tell us about Silverlight. We haven’t heard enough of it.
Ballmer: Well, there’s this fork in the road… Easy to deploy in browser or deploy a rich local application. Over time, we’ve been working on bringing the two together, without compromise. That’s at the heart and soul of .NET/Silverlight/WPF.

1:31pm: Guy: Numbers please.
Ballmer: Over a 1.5 million downloads a day.

1:32pm: Guy: What’s with Windows Vista?
Ballmer: The second most popular OS in history? — Answer interrupted.

1:33pm: Ballmer: That thing (Macbook Air) is missing half the functionality of a real PC, and is heavier!

1:34pm: Ballmer: Apple’s skillset is consumer devices, not much else…

1:35pm: Guy: You noticed the Windows Vista question was skipped — What’s up?
Ballmer: Windows Vista is very popular in the consumer world… (cough)… issues are application and driver compatibility. We made a set of concrete choices to enhance security… sorry you can not has application compatibility. SP1 was already shipped, now with more sugar and fun. Guy: Um. Ok.

1:37pm: Ballmer: We’ll get rid of your machine (Macbook) and get you a real machine.
Guy: Maybe with ethernet.

1:38pm: Ballmer: More IE8 coming, stay tuned. Browser innovation is core for us.

1:39pm: Guy: Let’s go back and talk about social networking. What is Microsoft’s perspective? Is it a fad?
Ballmer: The notion of using the web to keep up and socialize is not a fad. ]

1:40pm: Guy: Don’t you already have social networking Microsoft folks? Are you going to open APIs, a la Facebook.
Ballmer: Most of our interfaces are open… like Active Directory and other boring stuff. [tap dancing follows]

1:41pm: [warm fuzzy time] Guy: It’s very easy to work with Microsoft, serious. No bullshit.

1:42pm: Audience: What about Adobe?
Ballmer: What ABOUT Adobe? Adobe is obviously a big competitor in a sense… I suppose Flash, Flex, etc. is kinda neat… We understand they’re important and we will support them (as an ISV cough).

1:45pm: Audience: .NET came out, got tools, etc. — I’m curious, how did Internet Explorer get left out of the development path…
Ballmer: We made several decisions as to what we were trying to do with Windows Vista, the browser was tied into it’s scheduling… .NET is standalone…

1:47pm: Ballmer: We won’t have two mail services… (if Yahoo purchase goes through). For the forseeable future, we will be a PHP shop (PHP will work nice on IIS).

1:49pm: Audience: Synergies! Do you see them?
Ballmer: The number one synergy is search advantage. More search = more advertisement = more bidding = more revenue = ??? = profit!!!

1:50pm: (Rafael goes to ask Ballmer a question. BRB)

1:54pm: Audience: Silverlight for iPhone?
Ballmer: Extensive discussion. Just noticed new runtime announced today/yesterday. They charge more money than everyone else on the planet. Good business if they can make it. May mean Apple’s not welcoming royalty free runtimes. We’ll have to wait and see.

1:55pm: Audience: Danger?
Ballmer: About consumer oriented consumer services for mobile on Windows Mobile. There will be a Windows Mobile core platform, and Danger on top.

1:56pm Guy: What type of phones do you use?
Ballmer: I’ve used Q. Blackjack. HTC. Having a hard time. Switch to 10key phone to keyboard. Dial by braille. I’ll pass on giving you a number.

1:57pm: Audience: Silverlight, AOL Mail. What about Hotmail?
Ballmer: You’ll see us introduce Silverlight into our core applications over the next months maybe years. Maybe not Live Messenger, not relevant.

1:57pm: Rafael gets his question asked. Ballmer goes into Hulk mode. View video here.

1:58pm: Audience: Health solutions.
Ballmer: Health’s the only vertical we’ve chosen to dig in deeply. Largest, least well served by IT. See if we can make a difference. On consumer health, we call it an experimentation. We have to figure out as society, what it’s really going to take to bootstrap personal health.

2:00pm Audience: Format wars. Thoughts, plans on Blu Ray. XBOX?
Ballmer: We don’t make drives. We thought lots of merits to HDDVD. At the end of day, we’re going to support Blu Ray. Right support. World moves on.

2:03pm: Rafael: I had to get another meme started! Web developers! Web developers! Web developers!

2:08pm: Ballmer likes Razorfish and talks about aQuantive (boringggg).