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窗口景色UI設計欺騙錄影

做欺騙錄影將由微軟雇員確定地冠上天分名單。 這標日期,但罕見的錄影凝視在工作的臭名昭著的(和現在遣散) MSX設計小組 窗口Codename長角牛 項目。

這次他們嘲笑在用戶經驗決定製造過程為長角牛,什麼將成為窗口景色。 擔任主角從左到右, Tjeerd Hoek -設計格雷戈Melander主任為窗口, -視覺設計主角為長角牛; cees van Dok -主角產品設計師; 標記Ligameri -設計經理&創造性的主任為長角牛; 并且克里斯Guzak -資深建築師為窗口。

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「殼真正地不做」。

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寫由長的鄭 2007年9月6日沒有評論.
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我為您工作。 You†™re偏執狂患者。

這個圖像是節錄從微軟主要擔保戰略家 史蒂夫・賴利』 s 「它11:00 PMâ€」您知道哪裡您的數據?」介紹在 TechEd新西蘭. 如果您沒看見史蒂夫出席前面,則這應該給您他的樣式介紹一個好想法。

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我為您工作。 您偏執。
您要我更新文件,但您是害怕我意志「在那個文件莫名其妙地竊取」信息。
您獲取您的數據反對複製內容的某人。 您不想要它打印了,因此您拿走了我的打印機。
您使CD作家和軟盤驅動器失去能力。
您阻攔USB從安裝筆駕駛。
我拍攝了我的屏幕的照片,與您的秘密文件開放在桌面上。
您的移動。

不幸地史蒂夫沒有一種解答到這個問題。

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How to tell it’s Patch Tuesday

Windows Update in Mac OSX with VMWare Fusion
What more can you ask for?

Written by Long Zheng on August 15th, 2007 with no comments.
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TechEd Day 2: Microsoft announces LOLCode support and Cheezburger Studios

At the Microsoft TechEd 2007 Conference in Australia, Microsoft shook the entire cheezburger industry today when it announced official support for the LOLCode programming language in favor over C#. In an attempt to appeal to younger and more cat-loving programmers. The next release of Visual Studio, renamed to “Cheezburger Studio” will only support LOLCode to increase (kitten) adoption rates. The new LOLCode debugger, dubbed “Cheezburgler” is said to make programming “delicious”.

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Nick Hodge was on the show floor giving a quick attendees a quick taste (pun) of LOLCode and Cheezburger Studios.

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The announcement, appropriately delivered right before lunch, attracted many attendees looking for a tasty treat.

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Nick was giving a quick history lesson on LOLCat, including many real-life imitations.

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Nick goes through some sample code to demonstrate the breakthrough features of LOLCode.

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Joe Pobar, program manager for CLR

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Written by Long Zheng on August 9th, 2007 with no comments.
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Racing game runs Windows, crashes (pun)

You’ve seen it on airport monitors, information kiosks, timetable displays and automatic teller machines, and now appearing on an arcade machine near you! I didn’t know arcade machines used real operating system, but apparently this one runs Windows 2000.

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For those of you playing at home, the game is “Wasteland Racers 2071” by TrioTech.

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“If you were in the middle of something”, say playing an arcade game, your coin is now lost.

On one hand, it’s interesting to see arcade developers utilizing the Windows (and presumably DirectX) platform to develop non-PC games. On the other, obviously it comes with certain risks. I wonder if you can download “Arcade.exe” anywhere.

Written by Long Zheng on August 8th, 2007 with no comments.
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